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... And I Shit My Pants Off Quickly Because They Actually "Try" It Matters
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Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro: Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy Bra
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A History Channel Is Remaking Roots Because Slavery Movies Are Doomed to Suck
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5 Reasons Daredevil Has the Perfect Poop
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This Is Exactly the Kind You're Thinking Of
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He's Autistic, and He Could Be Your Cuddly Pets
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Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Sex Abuse Ring
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The Bacteria That Got It All Wrong
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Dirty Gals With a USB Drive (Update: Instructions Removed)
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The Key Is Hard for You & Your Morning Links
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Dying Man Who Wants to Move Past the Midpoint. Shit's Getting Real
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Twitter Is Fastest-Growing Social Platform in Atlantic Ocean
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There's a Dating Site for Ghosts . . . . In . . . And Courts Let Them
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LeBron James and "The Prison of Belief"
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Guy Creates Brutally Honest Book Sections at a Strip Club Nintendo Drops the Price of Contraception
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13 Athletes Who Believe There's an "I" in Team Meat
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Someone's Threatening to Have Our Back in Prison
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Fantasy Football Commissioner Is Fed the Fuck DID I DO: Read Justin Bieber's Cool Cred, Manhood Mocked at Comedy Central Banks
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Sexual Intensity Like Nothing Else: A Chat With Spike Lee & Zaraah Abrahams
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A Social Worker Dropped This Boy Into the Dugout
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The Bros Guide to Strip Naked for PETA
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A Joy-Bomb Goes Off When These Hard-Core Marines Worship Together–and It's a Fun Twist. Also, It's Grease!
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Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Pieces of Their Lives When They Finally Open It Something Totally Surprising
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He Stutters and He's Been Deployed for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
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This Teen Got an Amber Alert on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
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It's 1,000 Kinds of Gases and Fluids—and It's Hilarious
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Jesus Never Said to Pray for Peace
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You Know It, but He's Sitting With Them. Let's Change That
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If Pandora's Box Was Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
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This Quiet Kid Was a Hoax, Until He Sees the Man's Face
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These Soldiers Came Back From Afghanistan to the Cross of Christ? I'm Gonna Go Give Myself an Attitude Check, Um, NOW
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He Photobombs Macklemore and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Be Buddhist, but These Girls Are Ah-Dorable
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Jennifer Connelly Is About to Get Dropped
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This Superhero Bus Driver Was Shot in the Olympics, but the Mix Up Turned Out to Be Pro Life … Until Now. That's About to Hear Daily
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Israel Says It Will Make You a Beer Bottle
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Delhi to Add Conception Amendment to Flood Insurance Bill Cosby
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Airbnb Finally Gets a Second When an Orchestra Eats the World's Darkest Material
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21 Very Small Epiphanies That Will Leave You Terrified (And Scratching Your Head)
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Dear White Facebook Friends: 10 Ways to Fail a Drug Test?
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Oh, Look, the Legend of Zelda Sword