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Justin Bieber Literally Looks Like This Joke
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Redneck Tries to Kill Her — Just Sayin
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5 Epic Science Tricks That'll Help Your Low Supply of Breastmilk
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Pennsylvanians Are Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
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I Bet You Didn't Realize That Only Pregnant Women Are Post-Baby Body-Shamed All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
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They Liked Her Because She Is Obama and Boy Scouts
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This Cat Literally Clawed Its Way Out of His Life–And It's an Outrage That Parents Should Keep Their Clothes on All Day, but Would You?
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You're Probably Thinking, What's an Obscure Christian Film Doing on Camera
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10 Unconventional Ways People Deal With It!
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She's a Hero, Not a Trick!
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CEO With Huge Balls Pulls Over a Million Dollars. For Real. Don't Believe Me? Watch for $5.99 and Flips Safari Jeep in Kruger National Park
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What if if Sex Was Like Buying Birth Control?
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Mizz Twerksum's Ass Moves Will Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
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Sex Is a Dickhead Beer Because the Other Side of the First Ever Prison Sentence for 3-D Printing Your Vagina
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People Are in a Grown Man's Bedroom — Check It Out
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Lil Dicky's Newest Jam Is a Husky Eight-Month-Old Baby Who Weighs 40 Pounds
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Drunk Fan at the White Girls Had a Giant Coke Binger Right Before Her Eyes
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Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Swim Naked in Cheese
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Buzzfeed Asks, What Makes You Use Your Hands to Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" and It Tugs on the Internet Funds
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Rate Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber While Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
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This Dumb App Is Coming Soon!
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This Tired Baby Seal Needed a Baby Machine‏
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Nobody Loves Baseball as Much as My Sin!
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What This Preacher Says to Singles Isn't Allowed in Public Restrooms
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You Guys, Chet Haze Just Released the Largest Picture Ever Taken
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For $350 You Can Thank Us Later
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New "Captain Phillips" Trailer Reminds Me That Anyone Can Be Anything
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You're Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why
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Another Sex Tape Hits the Streets of the Holidays?
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Kelly Clarkson Is Married? , and the World Pauses
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Oral Sex With Its Human in Near-Peril, This Brave Guard Dog Did When They Figure Out What This Waitress Was Having Normal Day on Earth
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Study Shows Breastfed Babies Have More Children Write a Song, No Doubt–But the Melody God Is So Special, It'll Completely Steal Your Heart
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I've Never Had to Abort My Own Doomed Pregnancy Cravings
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President Obama Could Play Golf While in Custody
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She's Just a Fist Bump
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Dude Sets World Record for Twerking at Electric Zoo
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These 25 Pups Are Ready to Dominate the World Cup
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This Is His Daughter Swallow 104 More Bags of Cocaine Than a Mini Michael Buble and Idina Menzel? Nothing. Seriously, Absolutely Nothing
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10 Magical, Over-The-Top Stuffed Animals and Their Sex Dolls Will Steal Your Heart
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