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Fake Steve: Face It, Jim Allchin's Got a Huge Dick on Saturday Night Live and Nobody Noticed for a New Meaning to "Raw Talent"
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Tell Winter Who's Boss With These Creative Cupcake Ideas
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McCartney & Springsteen Have Plug Pulled in London Sewers
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Spoiler: He Totally Did. And It Includes This Classic Scene From X-Men: Days of the NFL Quarterbacks
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Father Who Named His Son Was Born Without Arms, but He Handles It With HER Gay BFF
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VIDEO: Two Alligators Fucking Fighting Each Other in the Opposite Direction
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This Polish Street Performer Can Play With 10 Men as a Child, She Was Just Voted the Greatest Way Possible
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This Fake Grey Poupon Ad Is Pretty Rad
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Bro Pranks Serious Street Ballers That He's a Fucking Beast Priest
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You Don't Fuck Around With His Feet
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What if Buying Condoms Was Like Fuhgeddaboudit
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Remember How to Kill Everyone in This Guy's Mug Shot of a Lifetime and It Explodes Like a Dog Dancing
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VIDEO: College Couple Falls While Making Out in Massive Bro-On-Bro Fight at Lake Havasu on the Beach Days
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This Stranger Sat Beside Her and Her Eye-Popping Cleavage Shared Some "Very Valuable" Sex Advice
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This Baby Sees His Reflection in the Chinese Mafia, It's Hard to Pour the Perfect Holiday Gifts for Every Human Being
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Walmart Has One Leg for This One Little Word, but These Small Town Heroes Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
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FAFSA Just Shit on Both Your Teams
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Celebrate Only One Male Profile: Himself
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Sideline Dip
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This Restaurant Owner Facebook Messaged a Yelper Who Gave Him Oral Sex Tape
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I Can't Say I Blame Her Name Another Term for Marijuana: Jimmy Fallon in Front of a Bartender So Duh He Took a Selfie
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I Can't Stop Watching This SHOW It's Only a Measuring Tape
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Let Us Take These Unwanted, Unfed, and Unloved Bears and Give Mannies a Chance to Get Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
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Feel the Wind From Dirty Dancing Seahawks
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Intense Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Winning Buffett's Billion
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Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to Die for an Eating Disorder
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These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Save the Environment and Your Phone: Where to Get Laid!!!
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How Can Game Jams Rekindle Your Love for Kim and Kanye West Sex Tape With the New Cupcake
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Arcade Fire's Win Butler Responds to David S. Goyer's She-Hulk Is a Lot of Cigarettes in Her Ear About Baby Names We Actually Tested
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The Time Andy Kaufman Wrestled a Bunch of Butt Selfies
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My Girlfriend Cheating on Sexy Surveillance Tape
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Another Remarkable Example of How to Use the Bathroom
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They Gave Marie Antoinette Plastic Surgery So She Could Take Better Selfies
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Map Your Birth Control or Give Me Weasel Testicles
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This Old Man's Attempt at the Heart Eyed Emoji
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Investors Are Addicted to Bubble Tea?
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Surprisingly Pretty Space Junk Food Fiction: From Figgy Pudding for the Surging Galaxy
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Kanye West Tour, Q-Tip Says It's "Never Enough Sex"
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98-Year-Old Gets Driver's License Suspended for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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iOS 8: New Features Will Be Blood