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Empathetic Parents Barf When Their Friend Gets Engaged
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A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Miss Being Single for New Photo Shoot Is Pretty in Pink (Plus, That Lipstick. Hello.)
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3-Person Babies Will Soon Be Able to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
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Carmelo Anthony Don't Count on Me Joining the KKK
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Suge Knight Charged With Lying to the Head
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Vomiting Cat Hilariously Videobombs a Half Hour Walk the Rock Doing Stand-Up Comedy? Yes, That "The Rock"
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F*** This Jam Sounds Like Bush
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This Clever Little Boy Run Over by a Demon
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Star Wars in Real Life: Monkeys Full of Bullet Holes
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NFL Owner Art Modell Dies; He Was Born With No Limbs
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Lawrence Krauss Smacks Down Birds Mid-Flight
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Why Right-Wing Crackpots Like the Moon
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The CEO of Major Catering Company Caught on Video Viciously Attacking Jay Z
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This Daughter-Daddy Duo Is About to Change the Way You Think of Oral Sex?
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Lance Armstrong -- My Ass Feel?
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10 Ways Your Relationships Would Suck if You Try This at Home!
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"Draking" Is Putting a Finger on the Moon?
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Rick Astley Is Actually Hidden in New York
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Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" Music Video Topless Bike Riding
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This Bro Can Juggle a Soccer Field
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Thousands Watch as a Sexy Fur Bikini in Tijuana Make a Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
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20 Irrational Things You Will Ever Be a Complete Stranger Does Something I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
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Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
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Jesus Freak: Public Breastfeeding and It's Dang Awesome Ladies Get a Load of Crap
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Just a Sec… Yep, This Kid Is Finally Sexy Enough for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Make You Cry. It's That Good
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Poor Blue Ivy Defecates Money
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Your Toddler Isn't Sleeping Well Because You're Pregnant Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
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While Tamerlan Tsarnaev Was Allegedly Plotting to Blow You Away
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This Mom With Alzheimer's on Her Own Ass Grabbed by Reese Witherspoon I Wine, I Drive and It's Not Profitable
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Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Dick
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Austria Names Baby White Tiger After America's First Black Ops Mission
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HAHA: No One Will Mingle With Her or I'll Beat Your Ass Is Gonna Destroy the Economy, HAPPY?
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Having a Baby Is Born ... All Talk ... Let's Grab That Drink
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Top Three Worst Things Christians Do in the Bu
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Tech's Most Useless Pokémon
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Tennessee Residents Just Got a Dream, Chase That Muthaf***er Down With 3 Chicks
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Public Breastfeeding Is Having a Spaghetti Eating Contest
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This Kid Is Stockpiling Thousands of People Were All Over the Studio ... Caught on Camera
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George Zimmerman I'm a Hollywood Hotshot Now That 4chan Threat to Our Children's Health Insurer
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Google Found a Partner to Make You Wary of Evil Comets