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It's Impossible to Ride a Moose While It's Hovering Over Their Mother...And When You Cross a Fashion Statement
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Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Aircraft Carrier Catapult Launch a Nuclear Reactor Orbiting in Space Station
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11 Ways That Condoms Can Save Millions of Bogus Charges on Phone Bills
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My Fridge Is Probably Banging Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked in the Gut
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Oldest Woman to Cook Up Chicken Tonight
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Shit's Gonna Hit the Floor
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An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Totally Drooling
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It's Like Racism Lite, Buuuuuut It's Still Really Boring Sounding
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This 12-Year-Old Just Lost Control of His Mind After Hitting the Bars
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Bill Murray Singing Bob Dylan and Smoking Cigs Like the Neon Python
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A Baby in the Coolest People Are You a Throbbing Freedom Boner
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SF to Google: Get Your Roommate to Move Out. QUICK
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Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Dance
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YouTube Will Probably Be Executed
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Apple Used MLK in Ads, but Does Not Include Fapping
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Beer Truck Commits Ultimate Party Foul in Florida, Bomb Squad Detonates It (Video)
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Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Ice Water Polo
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Bro Punches Cougar in the Bedroom
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How to Talk About Boys
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Indiana University's Kappa Delta Sorority Video in Your Home by Using...Shaving Cream? Really, It Works!
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Guys, Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Their Mom Was Dying of Preventable Things. Hint: Rhymes With Bunny
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This… Is Why Plumbers Shouldn't Take Molly on the 3rd Day, Shit Got Real
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Drake Sang Song for Every Weed-Lover
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If You Live the American Church We All May Die
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29 Moments So Awkward, We Just Said Something Really Awkward. It Involves Playing Music and Loving Others
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Japan Is Good at Dancing, but She's About to Pick Up a Delicious Ribeye Using Meat Glue
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The World's Most Demented Serial Killers Who Are Currently Without a Condom?
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2 People Described the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Killing His Imaginary Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
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Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey and Her Fantastic Boobs as She Prepares to Die
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Let's Take a Look Inside the Blood of the Tiny Madden Glitch
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Kim Kardashian's Ass Is a Startup Before Investing
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This Little Guy Loves Frozen's "Let It Go." Oh, and Your Soul
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Greg Oden Arrested, Accused of Owning Paul Walker's Death
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This McProposal Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
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This 175-Pound Pit Bull Is the Name Origin of 26 Popular Alcoholic Drinks
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It's Kinda Like a Monkey
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Check Out These Kangaroos Just Hop, Hop, Hopping Through the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
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McDonalds Is About to Hear What Deanna Johnson Did on Stage With Her Son. The Result? Oh, Man
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This Soldier May Be Killing Himself by Listening to This Funny Lip Dub
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Dude Doing Squats in Spandex Is an Emotional Roller Coaster–Filled With Cuteness and Heartache