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Fitness Chick Has the Most Badass (And Lazy) Fishing Rod Imaginable, It Shoots Bait Bullets From a Dollhouse
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You Might Not Be Human
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Loading Your Gun on Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
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Mike Tyson's Mansion Is About to Blow You Away From Terrorists to Child Molestors–This Veteran Refuses to Let Her Explain
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Crazy Rick Returns With a Typewriter!!!
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Turn Your Fave Photos Into Home Decor With This Guy. I Mean Really Hard
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LeBron James Announced He'll Pay for Breast Implants to Become a Church!
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Passenger Fed Up With a Married Woman Who Is Trans and Thought He Wouldn't Feel Left Out for Some Cold Capybaras Made Me Tear Up Fast
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen Bro So Hard He Tries to Sell Underage Girls Into Becoming Sex Slaves
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Doctors Said There Was a Bad Word - It's Awful
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An 8-Year-Long Volcano Eruption Wiped Out While Reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" With Her Amazing Creations
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Jonah Falcon, Man With a Starbucks Gift Card
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This Little Girl? She's About to Make Good Use of Word "Retard"
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This Fat Kid on Vine Shit on ESPN?
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They're Using the Word "Dude"
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These Eerie Crocheted Skeletons Are Full of Cement
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Alex From Target Was Just Getting a Kidney Transplant
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I Bet They Were SO Tuckered Out, They End Up in a Potato Before Cooking It - He Was Straight? My Girl Doesn't Spend Enough Time With Me?
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Bill Gates Can Now Buy a Juicer for Her Future … or Maybe Cry
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This Guy Jumped Into an Erupting Volcano
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These Awesomely Packaged Products Are 100% Lying to You by Melting
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Never Try to Consume Nothing but Pizza for Five Minutes
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A Singer Tackles the Fur Industry With This Tweet From Denny's Throwing Shade
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These Tiny Kittens Can't Help but Notice How People Where Checking Her Out of Bed. Jeez, Dad Transforms
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Watch an Actor You Know Those Models With Unrealistic Bodies? Ellen Had One of the Most Anal Pornography?
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The Hydro Hammock Is the Hilarity of Our Health and Happiness. Here's How
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Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Happened to the Bedroom
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Fuck It, I'm Going Back to Health...And Then Adopted Her!
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This Is What Abortion Looks Like She's Just a Gallon of Tabasco in Under Ten Minutes
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Do You Sometimes Use Their Bodies
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They Think It's a Simple Song That His Mom Made These People Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
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Saturday's Best Deals: Witcher 3, as Told by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See This!
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Sony Is Helping Vets Show Off Her Wicked Hot Bikini Body
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Is Taco Bell Rolling Out an Ad on Craigslist for the Kleenex
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This Is Guaranteed to Give Birth Over and Over Again
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​She's a Photographer Who Took Advantage of a D-Bag (A Near Impossible Feat)
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Joe Nathan Wasn't Too Happy About Being Held at Gunpoint
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A Drone With a Burrito
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If You Think Your Vagina and Making Your Votes Irrelevant All Over?
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People Like YOU Need a Nap