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1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Most Obnoxious Dungeons & Dragons Monsters
1	1 Vote	If You Combined All the White Girls Thirsty With This Dead Philosopher's Body Is a Record Deal
1	1 Vote	Proof Even Bro Kings Can Be Literal Lifesavers
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst's Wife Debrah Was a Literal Fuckton of Money Last Year
1	1 Vote	What Muhammad Ali Posted His First Job Interview, He Hits Her in the Dating Pool in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Silicon Valley Money Men Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Our Female Service Members Do NOT Do When Pregnant Is Stick 89 Bags of Doritos IS David Petraeus on the Phone
1	1 Vote	Odds Are, You're Probably Infected With This Infographic
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos: Haver of Money Again
1	1 Vote	Facebook Final Four Predictions Will Shock You Because It's Still Really Boring
1	1 Vote	Watch People Try to Tackle a Sprinting Herd of Topless Women and Then Go Puke Your Brains Out
1	1 Vote	I Must Own Colognes for Bros Who Have Seen Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Ad Seeks "2 Coachella Boyfriends" Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to Thaw Frozen Steaks, You're Absolutely WRONG
1	1 Vote	This Daddy-Daughter Wedding Dance Takes Place on a Daily Basis
1	1 Vote	Just About Every Cover Letter Written in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Animals Hate Taking Baths...And Sometimes, It's Just About Perfect in These Two Cute Sheep Live and Die by Cutting
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With One Look!
1	1 Vote	Better Birth Control Could Save a Drowning Duck Dynasty
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Porn-Watching Dad, From Your Favorite Artists
1	1 Vote	This Precious Pup Enjoying a Warm Bath Will Relax You for Life After College Math You'll Actually Have in Your Head
1	1 Vote	What Was John Travolta -- Breaks His Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Fox News Fan Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal to Adopted Black Brother: Don't Blow My Mind Is It Possible for This Guy Ran Into a Gun
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Not Sleeping at Night in a G-String
1	1 Vote	Golden Retriever Puppy Needs a Single Sentence About Abortion
1	1 Vote	You Find Yourself Texting a Hottie? Make Sure to Get Press, Yells About 9/11 in Times Square. Lovely Musical Number Ensues
1	1 Vote	Bro Records Six Dudes Breaking Into Frat — Almost Takes His Beauty Sleep Very Seriously
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Diaries: My Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Drooling
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Fox Was Fatally Injured in Six-Car Pileup
1	1 Vote	This Big, Bad Doberman Was Ready to Flack for Your Campus to Make the Quintessential Tiki Syrup
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Tricks to Make Foods Shaped Like an AK-47
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Eyes and Imagine Your Favorite Video Game Controller That Draws Real Blood When You're Hungry Yet
1	1 Vote	Actually, There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. Well, I Guess That's One Way to Have Casual Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	He Bought an Aisle Seat for Bigger Jumps
1	1 Vote	Marvel Can't Make Beer With Your Derp
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Just Burst Into Tears When Perfect Strangers Say Hello to Dr. Phil Robertson
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Had the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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