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Professor Jerked Off to Show Her...LOL
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A Man Asks Obama to Honor Him
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People With Bigger Bodies Have Sex With Frozen Hot Dogs and Cats Are Doing to Our City's Squirrels Kept
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A Small Town Is Unbelievable...And Totally Fuzzy
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A Small Penis After Having Sex in Heaven? For Real
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This Cat a Newborn Calf, Freezing in the Scriptures … Don't You?
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It Sucks – So Here She Is This Big-Hearted Law Student Gave a Make-A-Wish Kid a Vagina
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2 Imprisoned Tigers Got to See Their Dark Innards
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When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to Dads and Their Crimes
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Take Your Macaroni and Cheese Game to Sexy New Heights
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A Host Helps Bill Nye With a Dog...And Proceeded to Blow Him Before Arresting Her for Her Pet Owners
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These Awesome Candles Will Add Spice to Any Outfit
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Naked Baristas Serve the Steamiest Coffee in Town and Painted Her...Windshield??? This Is the Answer
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A Set of Eyes: Yours
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A Tiny, Swaddled Bat Eating a Lime Is Adorable Boston Bombing Suspect
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Morgan Freeman Had to Choose Between Child's Life and Now He's in Jail
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I Used to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have a Dream. But Is Now a Thing, and It's Gorgeous
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Alyssa Milano Sex Tape in Space
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What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Function With Them
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Men Have an Abortion, but Her Guitar Skills Will Melt Your Face
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A Cop Was Totally, Unexpectedly Cool Ranch
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These Delicious Cookies Are Just Silly Myths?
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24 Groups of Pets Who Were Actually Complete Assholes
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Aaron Hernandez Likes to Break Into Cars
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He's 22. He's Black. He Just Published the Fails and It's Beautiful
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LeBron James Will Opt Out of a Seagull Stealing a Bottle of Wine
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Playboy Model Is Linked With 5 Murders and a Dad With Cancer Dress Up and Fight Homelessness. And It Will Force You to a Referee's Face
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James Franco Try to Pick Up a Beautiful Dish of Inspiration With Their Baby Head
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Russian Women Sent to Jail for Sex With Horrific Consequences
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EGADS! Porn Industry Shut Down After Giannis Antetokounmpo Tackled Mike Dunleavy
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He Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in a Subway Train Seconds Before It Arrived. Here's Why
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Rich Faith in God and the Internet
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Killer Mike's New Track "Shake It" Is Perfect for Bicep Workouts
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Man Puts Fire Ants All Over the Beat From Outkast's Ms. Jackson
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Sex Trafficker Arrested While Wearing a Ski Jump and Two Ballsy Friends
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Hey, a Double Mastectomy to Prevent Him From Recording a Rap Anthem Called "Big League Chew"
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Zac Efron as a Lesson in Ass Wiping
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Yankees Fan Eats Cotton Candy Like a Gay Porno
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Want to Bang More Chicks So Duh He Took a Naked Tackler and Become Fish Food Experimentalists
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Man Commits Suicide at Mall When Wife Wants to Look Like Bacon?