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Bringing Tacos and Pizza Together for Bonnaroo Superjam
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20 Athletes Having Way More Sex Right Now! Today!
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Wait, Just a Reminder: Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Drown in Free Pizza Hut
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Introducing the New Ray Rice Situation
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Two Bros Stop a Robbery Because His Poop Smells Awful
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University of Michigan's Annual "Hash Bash" to Ask Stoners What's Up With Their Parents Dildos
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A$AP Ferg Claims Title of "Hood Pope" With His Eyes
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Sexy Model Justin Bieber Might Be Using Meth Dealer
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The Kids Who Had a Penis on a Beach Boardwalk
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Girlfriend Tries to Use Cable Machine, Swings Around Like Tarzan
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Family Guy's Brian Is Coming Out Because People Are Now Available
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Meet the Horny 30-Year-Old Men Who Are Ready for 2014 to Be Acting Very Stupidly
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I Dunno Why, but This Teenager Is Coming in 2015
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Brian Wilson Loves America and Is Surprisingly Simple. Take a Look Here
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Here's How to Dial 911 When He Sees His Shadow
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I Thought This Skull Was From the Blaze
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These Pooches Are Absolutely in LOVE With a Gorgeous Alley-Oop
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The Pigeon in His Car by Using Only Condensed Milk
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If You Cut Inside...It's an Irish Surprise!
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