Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
348	348 Vote	What Happened to Me
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14

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