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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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I Want to Die
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Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin
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Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself
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So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
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Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Damn, That's Impressive Corn
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
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Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out
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I Feel Like Shit About Myself
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This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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This 3-Year-Old Gives a Shit
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5 Pieces of Ass
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Why Do People Like Me
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Police Search for America's Best Burrito
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Cat Does Not Work
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill