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Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas
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World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile
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7 Smart Tips for Throwing Alligator Through Drive-Thru Window
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Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to Make Perfect Croissants
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Just Let Me Ruin Your Life
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Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
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17 Struggles of Having an Opinion
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England Must Be Removed
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Everything Really Is Annoying
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How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
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Monty Python and the Stanky Legg
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15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
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Very Concerned About the Moon
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New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
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2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
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This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
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Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
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The Internet Is Full of Sh*t
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Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
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The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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You Can't Handle Stairs
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
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Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
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Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead