Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
86	86 Vote	Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
3	3 Vote	Mabel Falls in Love With a Slice of Pepperoni
24	24 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
247	247 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
238	238 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
111	111 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
236	236 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
20	20 Vote	Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
192	192 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
166	166 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
124	124 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
212	212 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
137	137 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
111	111 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
101	101 Vote	Please God Do Not Abuse Women
181	181 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
89	89 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
231	231 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
161	161 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1

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