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Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
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McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
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Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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Astronaut Explains Why Guns Don't Actually Exist
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Mabel Falls in Love With a Slice of Pepperoni
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Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
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Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
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See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
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Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
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Grand Theft a Small Goat?
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Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
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Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
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FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
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Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
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21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
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Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
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If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
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These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
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This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
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Please God Do Not Abuse Women
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
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2013 Was a Pedophile
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STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership
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She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
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Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
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That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary