Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

facebutt

Voted Headlines

57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
121	121 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Read Interspecies Erotica
25	25 Vote	Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
21	21 Vote	Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
…
20
21
Next →