Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
106	106 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
100	100 Vote	These White Girls, Like, Totally Fighting
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
56	56 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Taking Your Breath Away
74	74 Vote	Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
200	200 Vote	LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up by a Lot of Kitties, Obviously
89	89 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
161	161 Vote	Men: You Have Zero Purpose
114	114 Vote	We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
590	590 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3

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