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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
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Researcher Arrested Over Missing 26 Cents
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
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Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
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Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics