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Today Is a Mistake
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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How to Break Into Musician's Detroit home
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Be the Coolest Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Congratulations on the Dong
316
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Winter Is Coming, So Why Don't Birds Have Penises?
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong