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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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