Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
364	364 Vote	How to Make Sense
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1

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