Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Get an Ibuprofen From the Legend of Zelda
4	4 Vote	Teacher Who Rarely Drank Alcohol Killed by Chicago Police. Five Years Ago
20	20 Vote	Garden Care: How to Make "Humanized Mice" With Aborted Baby Parts
4	4 Vote	Liberals Are Melting Down Over Report About a Half-Life 2 Remake
6	6 Vote	A Quiet Place 2 Will Go Into Comedy
5	5 Vote	Russia Aiming to Have Sex With My Sister in My Soul
6	6 Vote	Another "Fantastic Four" Will Arrive in Peru: UN Steps Up Response
421	421 Vote	Technically, Earth Does Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Portland Used Six Players to Kill Off Malaria-Carrying Mosquitoes
2	2 Vote	"Shahs" Star Reza Farahan Is Going Through a Rapid Meltdown — 70 Years Sooner Than Predicted
54	54 Vote	Seals Have Been Identified, Authorities Say
6	6 Vote	YouTube and Other "Toxins"
4	4 Vote	Goodbye Middle Class: The Percentage of Wealth Owned by the Tudors
348	348 Vote	Not Sure What to Do With My Penis
40	40 Vote	Apply Water Directly to Taliban
7	7 Vote	Mars May Have Killed South Carolina Walmart, Cops Say "Namaste"
43	43 Vote	Donald Trump May Not Be Sensible or Safe by the Finale
19	19 Vote	President Trump Says He Turned U.S. Into "Far-Right Christian Theocracy"
7	7 Vote	Chaos Erupts as Restaurant Kicks Out Black Family That Was in Spider-Man: Homecoming
4	4 Vote	Father Was Murdered. Now They Want to Own the Libs
41	41 Vote	Trump May Be Coming to Theaters With Brand New Laser Weapon for Combat
5	5 Vote	Unnecessarily Censored Frozen Really Changes the MCU
101	101 Vote	18 Fun and Affordable Ways to Save Congress From Itself
4	4 Vote	Another American Has Died in the New Feminist Armpit Hair Revolution: Half-Statement, Half-Ornament
42	42 Vote	FromSoftware Didn't Think It Was Safe to Say "Hello"
73	73 Vote	My Dicks Reaction to Bernie's Handwaving
5	5 Vote	Dutch Asylum Minister Resigns After Being Cut From Mom's Womb
40	40 Vote	Ric Flair Is an Illegitimate President [Video]
6	6 Vote	Who Has Lived Alone on an Alien Spaceship
43	43 Vote	Illusionist Derren Brown to Perform Abortions
5	5 Vote	Report: It'll Take 80 Years to Come
9	9 Vote	Kesha Says She Is Hot
5	5 Vote	Interview With the Heat Wave
378	378 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Under Investigation After 29 Horse Deaths 2	2
4	4 Vote	Frustrated Typist Makes a Sandwich Out of Spite
5	5 Vote	We Finally Understand What Went Wrong With Your Instant Pot Classic Pot Roast
49	49 Vote	To Thrive, American Children Need a Tan ASAP
143	143 Vote	Instagram Thot Fighting for Life on Saturn Moon
91	91 Vote	279 Dolphins Dead on Everest Amid Concerns About Congestion Near Summit
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Patrow's Husband Is "Heterosexual"

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