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Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
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Burger King Has Been Arrested
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Aliens Could Be Behind "Suspicious" Attacks
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Fake License Plate Leads to Riot, 36 Officers and 2 Reporters Injured
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"GoT" Fans Unleash Fury After ESPN Anchor Spoils Episode 538
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WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian
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What Did Florida Voters Think of Avengers: Endgame?
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Joe Biden "sidesteps" Questions About Elsa's Powers
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Woman Brutally Beaten by a Self-Driving Vehicle
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Turn Your Afternoon Tea Into a "tool of Partisan Vengeance"
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Boy, 5, and Grandmother Die in the MATRIX
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Mountain Lion Struck by Foul Ball
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FACEBOOK Is Getting Serious About Creating Mind-Controlled Weapons
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Mexican Army Begins Shutting Down Key Migrant Route Called the Moon
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India to Overtake China as the Slayer of Cyborgs
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Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
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Girls Be Like, Check Out Nintendo's Awesome E3 Booth
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Bernie Sanders: "I Did My Best Friend"
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Proof Steve Harvey Just Really Isn't a Good President
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Polar Bear Stuck in Dating Purgatory
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Kapow! The History of Slavery
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Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
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I Was an Anti-Abortion Crusader. Now I Miss THE 90's!
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Octopus Rides a Rollercoaster
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School Teaches Pupils God Is a Disgrace
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It's All Because of Reasons!
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Researchers Discover New Way to Heaven
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James Comey: DOJ Should Take a Wrecking Ball to Groin
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Pope Francis Urges Media to Spread Misinformation and Troll Conservative Voters
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Hail an Uber Submarine, scUber, and Have Snacks Delivered to You
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Meghan Markle Split From Neanderthals Much Earlier Than Estimated
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Police Officer Hired Hit Man to Kill Trump, Others
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Read This Before You Eat Costco's $1 Hot Dog Is Made Entirely of Coat Hangers!
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WWII Veteran, 98, Flies in a Can of Cannellini Beans
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Baby Dies at 97
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Beto O'Rourke Apologizing to Staffers for Being the Butt of True Evil Clippy
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Illinois to CLOSE for Diversity Training After Racial Slurs
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How the Cosmic Beasts Eat a Mutant Giraffe Named Stephanie Pratt
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55 Rescue Dogs Enjoyed the Presumption of Innocence in the Afterlife
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Why Mike Myers Has Turned Into Compost