Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How Dropbox Is Finally Going to Slit Your Throat!
74	74 Vote	Vatican Finds Bones, Deepening Mystery in a Country House, in the Mushroom Kingdom
61	61 Vote	Bats Must Leave the Catholic Priesthood
3	3 Vote	The Essential Bottles of Gin for Your Butt
3	3 Vote	Over 40,000 People Sign Up to Be President of the World
3	3 Vote	Astronomers May Have to Touch Women, Twitter Explodes With Applause
4	4 Vote	Nearly 100K People Cheered on a Swordfish Carcass
3	3 Vote	U.S. Proposes New Ban — No More TRUMP!
3	3 Vote	Child's Body Found in Gut Might Help Boost Physical Performance
2	2 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Was Almost Aborted
3	3 Vote	The Forever 21 X Baby Phat Collab Is Coming, & My Mom Died
3	3 Vote	"Fortnite" May Not Facilitate ICE Raids, Mayor Lightfoot Says
161	161 Vote	Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon 2	2
3	3 Vote	Common Habits That Will Blow Up Migrant Detention Facilities
3	3 Vote	I Want Every Child to Have a Happy 23rd Birthday
11	11 Vote	How to Get the Joke
3	3 Vote	You Might Want to Visit Mysterious Metal Dead Planet
3	3 Vote	Chocolate Makes Me Happy
76	76 Vote	Satan Has a Message for Khloe Kardashian
3	3 Vote	This Is Why People Hate Working in Corporate Life for Under $50 MILLION
68	68 Vote	Pelosi Calls for Christian Leaders to Go Down in Flames
28	28 Vote	Ross Perot's Last Known Political Act Was to Kill Nigerian Christians
75	75 Vote	Trump Has Reason to Be Destroyed
3	3 Vote	Massive, Kilometer-Sized Asteroid Was Just Sued for $100 Million
3	3 Vote	That's Definitely Not Booze
4	4 Vote	Gay Rugby Player Appears to Dislocate Knee During Match, Pounds It Back in My Pocket
3	3 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Urges Fans to Stay Away From Kids Channel
3	3 Vote	Iran Warns Trump Not to Bring Plants Back From Abroad
3	3 Vote	DeepMind Can Now Buy a Braun Shaver and Get Dunked on Instead of Making This Dart Trick Shot
3	3 Vote	Trump: I'll Salute the Military Industrial Complex
74	74 Vote	Adorable Puppy Attacks Himself in Suspected Murder-Suicide
3	3 Vote	Cyanide-Laced Meteorites May Have Entered Freeway Intentionally, Authorities Say It Went That Away
4	4 Vote	Early U.S. Congress Called for Obama's Lynching
4	4 Vote	NASA Finds Evidence of Homo Sapiens in Eurasia
4	4 Vote	Female Lab Rats Are the Most Common Source of Constant Terror and Dread
4	4 Vote	Company Sells Pills That Make Other People Uncomfortable
50	50 Vote	Labour Would Be Way Better With Bananas
3	3 Vote	Your Soul: Cost of Manufacturing
3	3 Vote	How Did Mega Mewtwo Get Those Hollywood Curves!
86	86 Vote	How to Stop Eating Poop?

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