Headline Smasher

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152	152 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Honored Late Prince Philip Citing His Racist, "Sexist" Past
93	93 Vote	iPhone 13 Models Will Be Horny
100	100 Vote	Pokémon Diamond & Pearl Remakes to Have More Police Shootings
6	6 Vote	Britain Detains Noah's Ark, Doubting It Can Handle the "Genocide Olympics" in Beijing
6	6 Vote	Tesla Owner, 25, Is Free to Try to Guess Your Favorite Chocolate Dessert
74	74 Vote	What to Do if a Shark Approaches You, After You Ghosted Someone
28	28 Vote	You're Not Even Close, Petco
55	55 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says He Doesn't Sleep
83	83 Vote	It's Time for Giving Unlicensed Horse Massages
35	35 Vote	17 Vibrant Pieces of Paper
5	5 Vote	Hero Footballer Saves Opposing Goalkeeper's Life by Curing Her Bulimia
5	5 Vote	Woman Twerks on Top of the Roman Empire's Favorite Condiment
3	3 Vote	Lewis Hamilton Wears a Hibiscus-Print Bikini and Other Bystanders React to Anderson Silva
6	6 Vote	These Trump Supporters Crave Apocalyptic Bloodshed
47	47 Vote	These Snickerdoodle Cookies Are Even More EXPLOSIVE Than We Thought
160	160 Vote	UK Children Are "Asking Where Mummy Is"
3	3 Vote	Abuse Your Brain With These Supplements for Muscle Growth
3	3 Vote	De Blasio Is Finally Getting Salty AF About Portlandia
2	2 Vote	House Democrats Blame Hamas for Current Violence in Workplace
6	6 Vote	Kamala Harris Heads to College After Overcoming Homelessness
122	122 Vote	We're All Screaming "Hope" and "Fuck" Into the Office?
45	45 Vote	Mammals Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief
5	5 Vote	If You Want to Ditch Pants Forever
56	56 Vote	China's War With Grandpa!
3	3 Vote	Bill Cosby Would Rather Stay in Prison for Role in Crime of the Year
61	61 Vote	People Want to Do You and Me Both, Fish
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Might Be UFOs?
6	6 Vote	SpaceX's Elon Musk Is Now Officially 3 Feet Taller
5	5 Vote	Gary Sinise, Mark Wahlberg Stabbing an Airplane With a Drill, Command Hooks, and Dryer Sheets
6	6 Vote	Small Business Owners Are Having a Doctor Dressed as a Reincarnated Samurai
6	6 Vote	Crayon-Eating Devil Dog Is Destined to Be a Win-Win for Everyone
4	4 Vote	Tesla Holds "by Far" the Most Delicious Creamy Pesto Pasta Ever - and Is She Raising Them as Gender Neutral?
40	40 Vote	Shopper Defends Woman Not Wearing a Bra Into a Volcano
90	90 Vote	Biden Warns Gas Station Owners: "Do Not Come" 1	1
7	7 Vote	Feds: Oh, You Wanted Us to Reduce Inequality
167	167 Vote	Donald Trump Launches New OnlyFans Account
91	91 Vote	Opinion: This Won't Be a Good Salisbury Steak
5	5 Vote	Amazon Prime Day Is Good for Chimichangas
5	5 Vote	Mail Carrier Accused of Cannibalism
6	6 Vote	ALL the "World Is Ending" News You Always Wanted

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