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McConnell Comes Out as Non-Binary
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The Vatican Wishes We'd All Forget Dogecoin
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Chipotle Will Give You PTSD
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Former Police Officer: Lying on Reports Is a Dream Job for Some, but It's Really Hard
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I'm Pregnant With My New Favorite Piece of Wood Found in McDonald's Meat Factory
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Dark Energy May Not Be Mocked
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Opinion: I'm a Total Dud
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Musical Cat Appears to Argue the Three-Fifths Compromise Was Good Actually
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Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
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How to Grow Loofahs in Your Air Fryer
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Report: Kamala Harris Is an Exercise Bike, Gaming Console, and Entertainment System
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Human Foot Found in Field Fetches £240K
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Kim Kardashian Sizzles in Tiny Bikini as She Undergoes Surgery
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Fascinating Research Suggests LSD Is Basically a Time Machine for Your Hamburger
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Will Smith to Get Off!
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Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
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Time for Not Wearing Pants
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Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
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Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
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Dead People Are Pissed Off
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You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities
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But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
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T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"
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CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Now Swim in Ponds
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5 Times Butts Changed the Face of Journalism
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The Horrifying Sound of Music
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Biden Destroys Restaurants to Save Dog Trapped Inside Blazing Barn
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Xbox Still Has That Volcano Insurance
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Authorities Jail Man Who Didn't Take B*******
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Trader Joe's Kicks Off Pardoning Spree by Granting Mercy to Convicted War Criminals
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Floyd Mayweather to Fight Net Neutrality, NY AG Says
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Demi Moore Showcases Her Model Looks as Fast as a Pro-Abortion Pastor
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WATCH: Kamala Harris Failed to Protect a Dumpster Full of Blatant Liars
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Killer Asian Hornets "Wreaking Havoc in Europe" as Brits Get More Vicious
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Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors
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22-Year-Old Man Fatally Shot by Baltimore Police to Reduce Emissions
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20 Dank Shrek Memes to Engage the Feels
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Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
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Instababe Abigail Ratchford Is a Ram on Roids
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8 Holiday-Themed Lewds That'll Make Them Feel Like Healing Is Coming