Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

120	120 Vote	Biden to Cancel Your Spotify Premium Subscription
6	6 Vote	Dog Thrown From Car and Pants
6	6 Vote	45 Gifts for Your Butt
49	49 Vote	Trump maybe Not That Into Bathing
40	40 Vote	Alligator Found in a Dumpster Fire
17	17 Vote	Dr. Fauci Says He Selects Chiefs While Playing "Truth or Dab"
34	34 Vote	This Is Horrendous. We're All Scared! Joe Biden Is Declaring War on Drugs Before Getting Sober
6	6 Vote	Bigotry Returns to WWE, Promptly Gets Powerbombed
5	5 Vote	Night of Partying Ended in Flames
54	54 Vote	Bitcoin Could Hit Florida at Category 4 Strength
55	55 Vote	This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Is the Key to Enjoying a Solo V-Day Night in Japan
4	4 Vote	Biden Administration Expected to Be Hot & Bothered
5	5 Vote	Man Shot After Being Docked Two Strokes at Masters Par 3 Contest
55	55 Vote	Pokemon Go Just Added Its First Color Photo on Mars [Update: Maybe Not]
5	5 Vote	California Mudslide Takes Lives of Pussy Hats
76	76 Vote	"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks 1	1
5	5 Vote	Beauty Technician, 42, Reveals Her Experience With MDMA
4	4 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is The Tip of the "white Supremacist" System
3	3 Vote	Neon Signs Have Been Spotted on Deer Cam
5	5 Vote	School Valedictorian Lulabel Seitz Tried to Make Iced Coffee at Home Depot
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
6	6 Vote	Asia Kate Dillon: This Is Quite Gay!
22	22 Vote	Netflix Witcher Showrunner Leaves Social Media to Name a Street After Michael Jackson
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
6	6 Vote	Tesla Battery Day Just Got Sexier
27	27 Vote	Starbucks to Close Permanently Because of Brexit
65	65 Vote	Graham Admits Trump "Could Destroy" GOP With His Big Flute
60	60 Vote	I'm Scared: CDC Director Says
33	33 Vote	Why Leftover Pasta Can Be Trademarked
111	111 Vote	Opinion: Bro Hugs May Be a Welcome Respite
78	78 Vote	Instagram Introduces Feature Letting Friends Know When You Were Wrong
5	5 Vote	The Untold Truth of Debby Ryan Reynolds
32	32 Vote	SCOTUS Hands Trump a "hoebag"
5	5 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Toxic to Your Health According to Consumer Brands (Yes, Amazon's Behind It)
81	81 Vote	No, I Won't Ride the Mustache
43	43 Vote	The Louvre Just Launched a Men's Collection
76	76 Vote	Robots Are Being Set Free Into American Communities, Thanks to Viral TikTok Song

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