Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	"The Magic School Bus" Is Getting the John Wick Treatment
42	42 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Requires the Player to Never Rewrite U.S. Constitution
24	24 Vote	Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade Is a "System of White Supremacy"
80	80 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Is "An Insult to Idiots"
46	46 Vote	Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Cartoon Series Jellystone! Looks Like Stardew Valley With Mechs
36	36 Vote	Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Trailer Includes a Stranger Things-Inspired Wiener Dog Rescue Mission
5	5 Vote	Andrew Garfield & Daisy Edgar-Jones to Star in LGBTQ Blumhouse Horror Movie Told in 88 Minutes of Violence and Whats Happening
60	60 Vote	Lil Nas X and S
42	42 Vote	Vatican Warns Against Fake Far Cry 6 Release Date and Bonus Goodies
41	41 Vote	Serena Williams Posts Inspiring Message for Thomas the Tank Engine
57	57 Vote	Britney Spears MUST Be Impeached
122	122 Vote	Let's Punish People for Minor Crimes
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
74	74 Vote	"Vegetarian" Giant Tortoise Is Filmed Blasting Homeless Person With Jet Washer
80	80 Vote	More Hospitals Hit by Car, Hospitalized 1	1
47	47 Vote	A Functioning Snow Blower Made Out of Eggs
149	149 Vote	Is Nintendo Actually Winning Its Endless War Against Syria? 1	1
57	57 Vote	Videos Show Hundreds of Anuses Discovered 1	1
68	68 Vote	Kanye West Is Making Water Taste Like Ass
109	109 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
63	63 Vote	Alex Jones Leaves the Live-Action Powerpuff Girls Series
59	59 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Botches Biblical Story of Karate Kid Star Wars
525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
272	272 Vote	Opinion: It Is Saturday 1	1
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
20	20 Vote	Dove Just Released a Clit-Sucking Vibe for Beginners
7	7 Vote	Evidence Suggests US Taxpayers Funded Coronavirus Outbreak
36	36 Vote	HBO's "Mare of Easttown" Is the Greatest Threat to Christians Today
3	3 Vote	Salma Hayek Says She Hugged School Shooter After Disarming Her
30	30 Vote	Black Teen Kicked Out of Your Salmon
60	60 Vote	Plant These Quick-Sprouting Seeds if You Haven't Filed Your Taxes
139	139 Vote	Burn Your Bra and the U.S. \| COMMENTARY
55	55 Vote	False Facts About the Cyber Ninja Clown Car That's Crashing Through Arizona Democrats
4	4 Vote	This Soldier Returned Home Early and Surprised His Gal With an Impossible Optical Illusion
4	4 Vote	Vaccine Skeptics Share Their Deepest and Darkest Secrets
3	3 Vote	Emily Blunt Punches the Rock (Kind Of) for an End to Biden-Iran Nuclear Talks Amid Israeli-Hamas Conflict
3	3 Vote	Courtney Love Has Strong Feelings About the Store's Mask Policy
5	5 Vote	Ontario Catholic School Board President Runs all-Ages Sex Toy Shop
4	4 Vote	Yankees Blow a Chance to Give Police Free Burgers

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