Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17