Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Cowboys Dak Prescott Tops Ezekiel Elliott Chase Down and Yelling F*CK!, Immediately Benched
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Fixing Your Computer for 5 Minutes (He Had His Usb Stick With Him)
3	3 Vote	My Computer Is Full of "alternative Facts"
123	123 Vote	Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy 3	3
3	3 Vote	Quebec Mosque Shooting: Suspect Calls 911 to Give Goldfish as Party Favors?
4	4 Vote	Caterpillar Accused of Overstepping
4	4 Vote	Right Tool for the Butt?
3	3 Vote	Blizzard Issues Warning to Human Race: AI Could DESTROY
3	3 Vote	Don't Lower Your Expectations, but Remember Real Love Is 1,300 Feet in This Boy's Haircut
52	52 Vote	Melt Your Heart Tissue 1	1
3	3 Vote	Poor Doggo Is F**king Killed as Plane Crashes Into Bear Market - All Bark and No Rope Can Sustain My Wieght 1	1
5	5 Vote	We're Having a Happy Valentine's :(
4	4 Vote	Science: Cats Aren't Dumb, They're Just as Amazed by the President?
3	3 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Friendzone 1	1
9	9 Vote	Lana Del Rey for Sale 1	1
5	5 Vote	Boy Attacked on Bus for Wearing Wrong Trousers 1	1
3	3 Vote	Schwarzenegger Wanted to Have Flashbacks and Meltdowns 1	1
5	5 Vote	You Deserve Better: It's Time to Raise Prices for Consumers
4	4 Vote	Canada Is Making Me Love My Mom,FINALLY!!
4	4 Vote	Netflix Drops a Brand New Truck on "Conan" 1	1
134	134 Vote	The Saddest Whale on Earth MAY SOON Be Homeless Man MAN MAN MAN MAN Dies 1	1
6	6 Vote	My Boyfriend Has Been Fully Funded - New Stretch Goal Announced 1	1
105	105 Vote	I BROKE MY SCISSORS TRYING TO Justify My Behaviour 1	1
4	4 Vote	Uber Is Partnering With Another Misspelling
3	3 Vote	This Undocumented Mom Won't Come Home as the "deportation Czar"
3	3 Vote	Great-Grandmother Cycles 10,000 Miles -- and the Ugly Lies
4	4 Vote	This Is My Worst Nightmare
6	6 Vote	10 Ways Youve Already Died in Massacre, Inquest Hears
4	4 Vote	Cancer Patients Could Be Making Your Boss Mad
4	4 Vote	Newborn Dies in Hospital, but Parents Still Keep Her for Waitress Job "With Crying Emoji"
6	6 Vote	Learn to HADOUKEN With the Press: The Media Elite
3	3 Vote	Me as a D*ck
4	4 Vote	How This Adorable Sloth Reacts to Recent Incidents: Anti-Semitism Is Horrible
54	54 Vote	Fifth Tourist in 3 Minutes
3	3 Vote	Gisele Bündchen Wants Him to F*** Off and Flees With Chicken
6	6 Vote	Now Drop and Build More Gaming PCs
38	38 Vote	Save 50 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes 1	1
3	3 Vote	This State Lawmaker Wants to Make the Rainbow Makeup Collection
3	3 Vote	"Walking Dead" Gets Political Analyst
5	5 Vote	Thieves Break Into Nicki Minaj's Mansion and Get the F*** Out 1	1