Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Airlines Required to Give a F---
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: Candace Owens Announces She Has No Belly Button
2	2 Vote	Cocaine and Cannabis Dealer Who Was Gatecrashed by His AI Girlfriend Wanted a DIVORCE
5	5 Vote	Squirrel Is Absolutely Terrified of an Alcoholic
6	6 Vote	Will Elon Musk Himself
13	13 Vote	Sea Creature — Pregnant With TWINS?! Justin Bieber's Mom Sparks Speculation! 1	1
8	8 Vote	Cicadas Are Back With an English Dub?!
17	17 Vote	My Wife Wants Me to "just Put It In" 1	1
7	7 Vote	Bridges Can Be Useful
16	16 Vote	Trump Has Released . . Racism, of Course!
9	9 Vote	Joe Biden Taunts Trump After His Death
6	6 Vote	State Inspector Found in a Jar
9	9 Vote	Boy, 6, Shot Dead After Being Likened to Family Guy's Peter Griffin
14	14 Vote	The Yummy Way to Die
7	7 Vote	Nearly 700 People Have Thoughts
14	14 Vote	Wendy's Replaces Fan-Favorite Frosty With a Gun, Cops Say Gay 1	1
9	9 Vote	Some People Actually Watch Dick
6	6 Vote	Wendy's Chili Is Heading Toward a Messy End
14	14 Vote	PokÃ©mon GO Bug Causes PokÃ©mon to Break My Legs! 2	2
8	8 Vote	Women Are Too Damn Horny
14	14 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
6	6 Vote	German Tourists Flee After Being Found Covered in Mold
9	9 Vote	Arizona Is the Most Demonic Thing I've Ever Seen
5	5 Vote	Crusader Kings 3 Patch Buffs Shotguns and Adds South Africa
50	50 Vote	George Washington: Father of His Daughter
46	46 Vote	A Bull Attacks an 82-Year-Old Man While He Was Led by Satan
166	166 Vote	People Are Outraged but I Have Big Boobs
40	40 Vote	Jill Biden Stuns in Backless Gown With High Carbon Emissions but Low Returns
76	76 Vote	"Furious" Trump Blames Melania for His Sons
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden's Approval Rating Shoots Up as His Approval Rating Crashes to 18 Month Low
29	29 Vote	Hi Baby Girl: Smooth Parrot Shows Off Ripped Body in Woods
60	60 Vote	This Duck Literally Ran/ Flew a Marathon While Chain-Smoking
42	42 Vote	Doesn't This Graph Kinda Look Like a Gremlin
73	73 Vote	Do Spiders Dream of Labor Union
100	100 Vote	Man Sentenced to Life in Danger 1	1
45	45 Vote	Grandmother "Overjoyed" to Get Nude!
33	33 Vote	It's Time to Roll Over Like a Dog
135	135 Vote	Herschel Walker Denies in "Strongest Possible Terms" Report He Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Loves Rick and Morty
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
59	59 Vote	Robbie Coltrane, Known for 90s Hit Gangsta's Paradise, Dies at 111

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