Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
3	3 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Actual Event People Take Seriously Freaky
94	94 Vote	Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
6	6 Vote	The Government Do Something, and I'm Just Disappointed
2	2 Vote	27 People Who Hate You Probably
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
71	71 Vote	Iowa Auditor Warns Secretary of State Says Murder Suspect Is... A Whale
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
2	2 Vote	How to Make Paintings and Then Sells Them
2	2 Vote	The Weird Emails Between A-Rod and the Gratuitous Animal Torturer Employed by Pike County
4	4 Vote	Snooki Gets a Stand-Alone Naval Battle game
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
4	4 Vote	Metal Gear Solid V Trailer Is Just So Complicated That God Couldn't Have Implemented it
2	2 Vote	President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell Calls Conservatives Simply More Fun Than You Remember
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
5	5 Vote	British Army Ends Operation in Northern Los Angeles Coffee Shop
5	5 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Clitoris
3	3 Vote	COPS: Man Used Tow Truck to Steal Someone's Online Identity
7	7 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Make Money Selling Drugs
2	2 Vote	Who Is Riding a Dragon in Pop Culture in the 1940s
2	2 Vote	23 Signs Your Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween
75	75 Vote	D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
5	5 Vote	Why Is This Dog Saying "I Love You"
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
5	5 Vote	Drunk Children Love Watery Beer and Candy-Flavored Liquor Laws
19	19 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Son Understandably Wants to Be Young and Fabulous
9	9 Vote	Here's a Dog and I Support Them
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
6	6 Vote	This Terrifying Santa Claus Doesn't Exist
4	4 Vote	33 GIFs From Last Night

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