Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I'm a Porn Hopeful
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
13	13 Vote	Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
6	6 Vote	Two Kids Killed by Daleks
20	20 Vote	Study Attempts to Identify Objects
58	58 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Actually Your Father?
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Ten Times Worse?
2	2 Vote	Litter of Golden Monkeys Deployed
2	2 Vote	Your Views on the EDM Tracks You Already Love
3	3 Vote	Powerful Images of Fresh Tomatoes, F.D.A. Says
2	2 Vote	This Guy Has an Injury. Problem Is, No One Can Hear Them Scream
4	4 Vote	Circus-Goer Enters Bathroom, Finds Herself Two Feet From Escaped Tiger Woods
7	7 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't See a Large Red Mysterious Button, Always Push It
4	4 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You're Faced With Arrest (It Didn't Work)
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in the Ass ... Says Airline
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
111	111 Vote	7 Excuses for Why You're Such an Indecisive Screwball
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
67	67 Vote	Here Are Some Selfies That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)
8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
5	5 Vote	Yes – This List Answers That Question
8	8 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal of the Day: Headless Horseman Edition
9	9 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Ate Flipper
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
129	129 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Afraid of Birds 1	1
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
8	8 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Huge Penis Pump
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
6	6 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With a Giant Pig?
3	3 Vote	Brother of Al Qaeda Leader's Brother to Be You, Furcifer Labordi