Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

25	25 Vote	Google Ordered to Surrender
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
26	26 Vote	I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3-D Printing?
8	8 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be a B*tch
2	2 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't We Stop Fighting Over Beyoncé s Feminism Now?
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
3	3 Vote	Puzzling Answers From Another Dimension
2	2 Vote	Huge Russian Hovercraft Storms Ashore, Surprises Beachgoers
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
5	5 Vote	That One Time a Company Is Hoarding What It Pays Its Workers. It Didn't Count on Us Knowing Math
5	5 Vote	Kids Today Have It — Actual Drugs
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
2	2 Vote	14 Things That Have Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Understand
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
2	2 Vote	US Postal Service Announces Giant Ammo Purchase
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
9	9 Vote	A Game Where You're a Cat
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	Reminder: Real Pirates Were Awful Good
107	107 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Painfully Awkward Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
18	18 Vote	Brenda Died of Cancer, but She Never Could've Imagined What Would Happen Next
3	3 Vote	Stripping for Science Over Religion ?
3	3 Vote	Psst ... Wanna Buy a Democracy?
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
10	10 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Weep Brain Fluid
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
5	5 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
167	167 Vote	60 Minutes of Your Dong?
5	5 Vote	Scientists May Have Spontaneously combusted
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
236	236 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1