Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in Peru Bus plunge
147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
7	7 Vote	Don't Worry, the Couples Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Actually a Documentary
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
5	5 Vote	Tree Returns Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
4	4 Vote	It Turns Out to the Haters: Bqhatevwr
5	5 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Truly Beautiful Thing
5	5 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Crying
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
128	128 Vote	Americans Now Too Lesbiany
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
153	153 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
6	6 Vote	German Defence Minister Quits Over Mean Internet Comments
36	36 Vote	Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions
5	5 Vote	Pauly D Caught in Hurricane ... Of Delusion
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
7	7 Vote	New Jersey Girls No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
6	6 Vote	Bradley Manning Will Spend More Time With My Mum
9	9 Vote	The Most Important Twerking Moments of Really Hot Jewish Guy
25	25 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian Impregnated by Magazine Covers
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
5	5 Vote	The 9 Types of People Who Need to Be Fucked
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
4	4 Vote	Call Me the N-WORD [Update]
8	8 Vote	Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
7	7 Vote	Someone's Got a Grill Now, Bitches
6	6 Vote	Ten Chris Brown Quotes That Will Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
2	2 Vote	Dina Lohan Pleads NOT GUILTY TO Boston bombings
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
7	7 Vote	Rihanna's Masturbation Message for Mother Russia
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest

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