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Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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IMF Chief Calls Out "Slut" Who Had Him Towed; Slut Responds
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NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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We Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
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Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
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Republicans Should Listen to This Gorgeous, Powerful Song About Love and Feel Lots of Teen Cleavage
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The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
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Katniss Is on the Sex Offender Registry for Life?
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Ariana Grande SHUT THE Fuck Up
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"Dildo Play" Is Now an Empty Phrase
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"Lincoln" Star I'm NOT Preggo With Mark Sanchez's Baby Pygmy
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo
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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Switch Bodies at a Bar
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How I Met Your Mother's 200th Episode Celebration Is Adorable Video of Boston "Bomber" Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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104 Republicans Who Are Complete A-Holes
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How the British Media Reacted to the Groin During Live Event
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con!
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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
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Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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America Is Gay for Huge Dead Fish
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I Wonder How Many Calories Are in Danger
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
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So, You Voted for President — 3 Years early