Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
9	9 Vote	George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
15	15 Vote	I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
9	9 Vote	Choose Your Own Poop?
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
5	5 Vote	Alan Turing, Credited With Ending WWII, to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
124	124 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
7	7 Vote	Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
8	8 Vote	Footage of a D**k
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
6	6 Vote	You Will Never Guess What Michelle Obama Reportedly Does When He's Naked and Quiet
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
8	8 Vote	Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
152	152 Vote	Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
85	85 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13

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