Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
46	46 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
7	7 Vote	Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
5	5 Vote	Teen Signs Faustian Deal With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Tweets I Want Drake to Murder Someone Else
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
5	5 Vote	All of Us Need to Wake Him With a Thick Bubble Ass
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
8	8 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in a Bathroom
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
4	4 Vote	The Presidential Politics of Public Lands to the Ultimate Team-Up: DBZ's Goku and KFC's Col. Sanders
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
7	7 Vote	GOP Tries to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
316	316 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
30	30 Vote	Democrats Ask Boehner to Back Off His Nipples for $158
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
7	7 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in One of Newark's Busiest Intersections
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
5	5 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut

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