Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
8	8 Vote	Ed Begley Jr. Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
17	17 Vote	Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
20	20 Vote	Black People Feel Good Sometimes
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
14	14 Vote	Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
2	2 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
2	2 Vote	Europe Is No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens Flee
5	5 Vote	Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
3	3 Vote	This Sled Dog Is Stealing Your Soul and Dreams
4	4 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die Like Ned Stark
4	4 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Black Kids About Incarceration
4	4 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Women's Restroom at the Pittsburgh Comicon
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
6	6 Vote	Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
6	6 Vote	It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
10	10 Vote	When Assholes Use the Nuke 1	1
2	2 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Been Used as Medicine
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
553	553 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
8	8 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
75	75 Vote	Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
76	76 Vote	Sailing on a Horse, NBD
140	140 Vote	Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
94	94 Vote	Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
221	221 Vote	All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts

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