Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
44	44 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
5	5 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make You Believe About Obamacare ?
2	2 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Give a Fuck About Your iPad "Undercharging"
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
8	8 Vote	Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
6	6 Vote	Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
3	3 Vote	Why Are There No Black People and Single Mothers
9	9 Vote	Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Sense
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
8	8 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
73	73 Vote	God Is Now Doing Full Frontal
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown
8	8 Vote	McDonald's Wraps Chicken in a Bikini
3	3 Vote	CHART: How Obama and George W. Bush Paintings May Herald a "Cat Period"
8	8 Vote	I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
3	3 Vote	Screw the NSA, Let's All Speculate About Her Barren Womb!
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
4	4 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Clowns
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
8	8 Vote	Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
2	2 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Balloon Pops
2	2 Vote	Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in 2001, Before 9/11 Even Happened
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
4	4 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Hilarious and Heartbreaking