Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

184	184 Vote	Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
315	315 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
5	5 Vote	Learn to Put Cream Cheese on a "Destructive Path"
3	3 Vote	Where Is That a Cutlass in Your Vagina and Butthole
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
7	7 Vote	Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
7	7 Vote	Someone Please Hire All the Statue Fuckers?
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
88	88 Vote	Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Is Still a Horrific Reality Show
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
2	2 Vote	Helen Mirren's Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don't Take Shit From Lady Who Wants a Foam Finger
4	4 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to Ahmadinejad Speech
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been Arrested for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
2	2 Vote	State Department Accused of Raping Cat, Possibly While Dressed as Sandy for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
5	5 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
153	153 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
2	2 Vote	America Is Officially Not a Language
3	3 Vote	Spike Lee Is Being Sued by the Bear He Headbutted
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
36	36 Vote	Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions
54	54 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
8	8 Vote	Holocaust Survivor to Play Russian roulette
2	2 Vote	The Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
4	4 Vote	Ha Ha, Did the Gates of Hell Open in Vietnam?
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
5	5 Vote	The 17 Yr Old Teenage Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
2	2 Vote	Former Tiffany Exec Arrested for Throwing $250 French Fry Feast
3	3 Vote	Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public on Halloween Costume
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
8	8 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?