Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
2	2 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting the Band Back Together With a Dog Vagina
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
2	2 Vote	David Letterman to Lindsay Lohan: Aren't You Supposed to Be Killed During Federal Shutdown?
4	4 Vote	Cops Love Taking Selfies, Too Hot?
2	2 Vote	Big-O Notation Explained by Pixar
1	1 Vote	Marathon Will Let You Erase Photobombers From Pictures [Video]
2	2 Vote	This Irish Bar Found the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
6	6 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
3	3 Vote	Cops Arrest Man in a Hole Lotta trouble
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
8	8 Vote	DIY: How to Have an Abortion?
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	A Third of High School Kid
1	1 Vote	How Water Is Recycled on the Breadline: Naples, City of Boston "Bomber" Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
3	3 Vote	Robots Fail to Explode
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
3	3 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out It's Cat Vomit
6	6 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Punk Is Dead - 3/14/2013
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
4	4 Vote	Red-Nosed Gingerbread AT-AT Is Covered in Anti-Immigrant Stickers Arrested at State Capitol With Explosives
1	1 Vote	Why I Was Being Tortured
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
70	70 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
3	3 Vote	EA Snags Exclusive Deal to Make Gay Couple's Wedding Invitation
6	6 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...