Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

direhuman

Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	An Invisible Nordic Guy Has Dancing Feet
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
9	9 Vote	Only 4 Out of Today's Kids Won't End Up Dying
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
7	7 Vote	We Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
48	48 Vote	Bruce Campbell Confirms Army of Hot Shirtless Dudes [SLIDESHOW]
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
72	72 Vote	Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
4	4 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Refreshing
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1