Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Is This Spiderweb Full of Secrets and Intrigue
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
46	46 Vote	Night of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
4	4 Vote	The Rules of Evolution in Kansas … Again
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
105	105 Vote	Tiny Brains Now Available on The web 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
176	176 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea 1	1
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
7	7 Vote	Crocheting Is Now a Disease: American Medical Association
124	124 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
7	7 Vote	Watch the World Record Number of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
162	162 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
7	7 Vote	Parents Flip Out Over Hugh Jackman's Abs, in General
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
6	6 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Better Than Morphine
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
8	8 Vote	As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
7	7 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Lying to Mom
4	4 Vote	Japan Planning Breast Milk Swap Meet
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest