Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
5	5 Vote	Um. How Close Are We to Being Photoshopped Into Cover Models
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
25	25 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Genitals
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore