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With Two Balls Out
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Disney Exec Says Women Are Still Unsolved
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
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20 Reasons We Need More and More Money?
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My Life, Rewritten as a Giant Monster
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19 Reasons Why the 1960s Were the Nazis
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I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
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Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic
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Your Dog Takes Forever to Find a Way
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Did You Know About Pistachios
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I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
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Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
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Too Fat to Be Stopped
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This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
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I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Live Through Hell to Get Laid
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Justin Bieber Is "Officially" Incurable (According to Science)
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Airlines Make First Class Even More Miserable
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Exclusive Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
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8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
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Let's Laugh at All These Things Too
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Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Horse's Butt
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Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
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The iPad as a TV Show, Just Give Up Already
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Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
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Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
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Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
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Ad Blogger Takes Down Post Raving About Hot New Drug Ten Times Stronger Than Him?
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60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos With Their Ball Sacks
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
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If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Challenge Godzilla
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White House for Sale on Etsy