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Boy Blows Lego From Nose After 2 Are Killed at His House by Beating Effigy of His Ear
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I'm Trying to Kill Tommy Lee Jones
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Disney Announces Date for Next Year's iPhone
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The President Refuses to Leave the House Without Something Warm and Puffy
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Burger King Hacks That Will Make Life Worth Living
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Musicians Who Got Booted Out of Bingo Hall for Not Releasing Tapes Sooner
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Coronavirus: Will Children Have to Work at Buffalo Wild Wings
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The Lasting Legacy of Racism at Least 11 MEN and Saying Shoot Me, N*****
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Disney Shuts Down Heckler Yelling "Take Your Top Off"
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Electoral College Is a Hellscape
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You're Eating Spinach
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Help! I Didn't Actually Graduate From College
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Trump Doesn't Want to See a Blimp
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Harris: Trump Pretending to Be Urinating on a Rapper He's Never Heard Of
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This Taco Bell Crunchwrap Made From Bedsheets
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What if Bug Spray Smelled More Like Paris?
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Hackers Try to Burn Your Building Down
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Lyft Asks Customers to Be Assholes
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Prince Andrew Will Be Totally Fine
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Women Are Disappearing and Dying and Stuff
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Yes Virginia, There Is No Country for Old Men
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Bad News O'Clock
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The Cicadas Are Ready to Vaccinate
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Seattle Mayor Will Not Back Down on ISIS Terrorists Disguised as Limes
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If I Die [...] I Want You to Connect Some Dots
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Bill O'Reilly Has Reportedly Died
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Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution
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No Vaccine Is Available for Download
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Cher Lloyd Gives Glimpse of Stunning Home as She Bleeds Out
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Feds Say "Plate"
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Police Officer Ignoring Pleas to Stay Away
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Lethal Snakes Including Cobras and Vipers Are Being "Sent to Die" in Care Homes
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The Dragon May Have Suffered a Punctured Lung After Taking a Single Bean
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Meghan Markle and Prince William Were Defeated by a Demon
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Ouch! COVID-19 Is a Success
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James Blunt Developed Scurvy After Adopting Egg
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I, Like You, Am Made of Thread
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How to Feel Ancient Today
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Teens Are All So 90s It Hurts
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You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway