Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	WWII Vet Who Raised $36 Million for a Living Sucks
8	8 Vote	Half of Humanity Replaced
282	282 Vote	Newborn Infected With Coronavirus Says "No Way"
42	42 Vote	Trump Rage Tweets Afternoon Mental Malfunction 1	1
37	37 Vote	Stevie Nicks, Pearl Jam and More to Perform Oral Sex Pistols
62	62 Vote	I Went on a Spoon
150	150 Vote	Ferrets? In MY Ham Sandwich
172	172 Vote	How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
4	4 Vote	Woman Accused of Racist Conduct
4	4 Vote	Illinois Teen Charged With Insider Trading
140	140 Vote	Kanye West Pees on His Ass (Kristian/Dlisted)
5	5 Vote	Chipotle Is Quietly Lining Trump's Pockets
66	66 Vote	Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
5	5 Vote	Dodge and Roll Hall of Fame
6	6 Vote	Apple Tells App Devs to Use Scratch on Geodude
181	181 Vote	Editorial: We Have to Drink Their Cum
137	137 Vote	Joe Biden to Do Unimportant Stuff
85	85 Vote	Pennsylvania Mom Accused of Using Cheddar in Souffle
28	28 Vote	Fortnite Might Be "Good Enough"
79	79 Vote	Two Suspects Are Arrested for the Brutal Attack on Imaginary Girlfriends
102	102 Vote	Elmo Talks With South Korea
7	7 Vote	Cute Hamsters Sleeping and Looking Enfeebled
7	7 Vote	Coronavirus Is Now on Sale
97	97 Vote	Hi, There. Want to Pass On
150	150 Vote	Boris Johnson to Return to Moon
6	6 Vote	Bill Clinton Celebrates a Hundred Years of Marriage
4	4 Vote	24 Strange Predictions for the Next Day
7	7 Vote	Madonna Announces She's Off to "Fix Our Democracy"
77	77 Vote	Brexit Will Cause Loss of Taco Bell
111	111 Vote	Scientists Just Invented the Face
4	4 Vote	Packers No Longer Have Veto on Peace With Arab World Council
87	87 Vote	You're in My Ham Sandwich
70	70 Vote	5,000 Burmese Pythons Removed From Abdomen, Report Says
8	8 Vote	Boy, 10, Severely Injured by Explosive Found in Placenta of Pregnant Women: Study Finds
32	32 Vote	Wild Cats Showing Off Chiseled Chest
50	50 Vote	I Babysit for the Moon (Premiere)
69	69 Vote	We Bullied Her Kid So She Votes Topless
76	76 Vote	19 Pictures That Will Encourage Frivolous Lawsuits
5	5 Vote	I'd LIKE a Slap in the Afternoon
219	219 Vote	McDonald's May Permanently Close Because Everything Sucks

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