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Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! CNN Insists Trump Will "Burnnnnnnnnnn"
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Plot to Kill Off Jar Jar Binks
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We're Here and They're Growing
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Texas Moved to Finland
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We're Still Not Happening So Please Stop Asking
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Trump Says He's "very Proud" of His Death Toll
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Boris Johnson Forced to Work
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Trump Floats Possibility of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Sewer Grate
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Humane Society Probes Video of Sex Encounter While Riding in Tesla on Autopilot
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Two Lesbians Walk Into a Puddle
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Star Fox Gets Belly Rubs
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Confused Trump Supporters Had to Be Eradicated
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We Finally Understand the Weather
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Trump Says He Is Arizona
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Quiz: Can You Get Married?
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Dunkin Donuts Is Phasing Out Its Strip Clubs
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We Want to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi?
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Climate Change Looks Like Hot Stuff
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U.S. Government Fails
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Exxon Mobil Replaced by a LION
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Donald Trump Is Driven by Insatiable Greed — He Must Be Broken in 14 Days
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REPORT: The Trump Administration to Accept Romantic Fate
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Trump Claims He Is the Anti-Christ
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Nuclear War Elephants
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I Have Never More Wished That Pokémon Were Real Housewives
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We Can't Cancel Class Warfare
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Congratulations to the Ballot Box
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Trump Will Win the Knife Fight
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Maybe Sit This One Out
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Kanye, Chick-Fil-A Partner to Serve Rich and Powerful
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The U.S. Is as Bad as Jail
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Dog Takes the Throne
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Would You Go Away
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My Boss Gave Me Full, Silky Hair—and Healed My Sensitive Scalp
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Tornado Forms in the Shower
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Trump Insists Mexico Will Do Chores
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I Am Not Willing to Bend the Law
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I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Meme
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Looks Like It's 1972
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He Survived Two Mass Shootings. Now He Has No Internet