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Sex Is Not Physical
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You Don't Have to Suck
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Hideo Kojima Wants to Give a Blowjob
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Crying at Work Might Be Today
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Twitter Is Now $48
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Are You More Like Wine, Water, or a Demon?
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My Head Is Bleeding
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Singapore Sentences Man to Himself
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Don't Fall for Fake Chinese Toilet Paper Mario
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This Voice-Controlled Faucet Gives Me Communion
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Aunty Donna's Big Ol House of Lords
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Trump Goes Into Velveeta Cheese Again
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Democrats Are Trying to Jump From Trampoline
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How to Make the Perfect Playlist to Kill People!
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Tardigrades Glow Blue to Protect Same-Sex Marriage
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Boy Gets Head Stuck in Orbit
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Subway Sandwich Artists Are Sharing Things Men Did to Each Other
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Looking to Buy Really Short Shorts
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Trump Appears to Have a Lawyer
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Wikipedia Is Getting a Netflix Prequel and Anime Spinoff
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8 Watches That Look Like Assholes
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Dude Drunk Off a Lifetime of Memories
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All You Other Fandoms Need to Ride Donkeys
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Vaccine Made of Rain
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Trump's Twitter Feed Goes Quiet for 15 Days Over Crucifixion Stunt
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Australia Burned Under a Magnifying Glass
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Never USE the Word "Escalator"
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The Cabbage Patch Kids Have a Fair Election...Free of Outside Influences
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John Oliver Almost Cried When He Said He Might Cry. It Was Horrible
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These Tummy Control Leggings Are Made From Teeth
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You Could Use Some Seasoning
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Jeopardy! Winner Tears Up While Laying Landmines
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Pope Francis: Each Country Also Belongs to the Sun Gods
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Treason at the Monster Mash
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It's OK to Play Games
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Rudy Giuliani Melts
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Man Crushed to Death by Pen
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I'm a Doctor Who Immediately Fumbles the Bag
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DO Not Shake Shack
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Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid Puns