Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
101	101 Vote	Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
43	43 Vote	An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
147	147 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
53	53 Vote	China Is Pretty Okay at Twitter
84	84 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
92	92 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
69	69 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
175	175 Vote	Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
211	211 Vote	Now You Can Hump It
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
397	397 Vote	Prepare to Be Prepared 1	1
108	108 Vote	Nvidia Removed Linux Driver Feature Due to an Asshole
85	85 Vote	Lana Del Rey I Did Not Expect to Be a Grandpa
244	244 Vote	Aww Shit. Here We Are
142	142 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Is Important
137	137 Vote	These People Are Still Displaced From Hurricane Sandy. We Should Ignore Them Now
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
210	210 Vote	Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
98	98 Vote	Yikes, Did Cameron Diaz Actually Need That Much Sand?
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4

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