Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2

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